Considering I have nothing better to do.....I accept your offer. I'll be the best backup dancer you've ever had! I'm WAY better than that dancing douche Kevin Federline. But just so you know, the mask stays.

Hello, Ms. Tiffany, a pleasure to be on earth with you. I understand we are in the same field, entertainment if you would like to collaborate on a project with me, that is until my band comes back and gets me, I would be honored. I had an idea about a song for us..."Traitors of Love" get back -FREDO

Your music is vulgar, but you are not as bad in person. We might be friends.

clearly i am retarded drunk right now and i am going to regret this. but i have a a humungous crush on you...i mean i did...i'm over it....but i do...do you want to go out sometime?

Hello Tiffany! You still haven't talked to me about singing. Let's chat over muffins and a cup of earl grey.

OMG!! You're like tots bananas, for reals! Your music makes me ! Seriously, can we be BFFs?? Oh and btdub, right now I'm....LMAO!!!!!!

Hi Tiffany. I want to talk to you about your singing, post-haste.