Vicky, you are British.

i read this book once on tape and it was called 'he's just not that into you' you should read it or they made a movie that is more easy to watch, although fashion is severely lacking in this picture

Which is worse...a camel toe or a mangina?? Personally I find a "whale tail" to be the most offense of the three because you can't change your genes! Get it?! Jeans/genes?! Oh, whatever. Suck it.